Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Twelve Days of Exams...

The Twelve Days of Exams

On the first day of Exams
My professor gave to me
A migraine that won't go away.

On the second day of Exams,
My professor gave to me
Two big fat pimples,
And migraine that won’t go away.

On the third day of Exams,
My professor gave to me
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples,
And a migraine that won’t go away.

On the fourth day of Exams,
My professor gave to me
Four hours of sleep,
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples,
And a migraine that won’t go away.

On the fifth day of Exams,
My professor gave to me 
FIVE EXTRA POUNDS!
Four hours of sleep,
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples,
And a migraine that won’t go away.

On the sixth day of Exams
My professor gave to me
Six chapters of reading,
Five extra pounds,
Four hours of sleep,
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples,
And a migraine that won’t go away.

On the seventh day of Exams
My professor gave to me
Seven cups of coffee,
Six chapters of reading,
Five extra pounds,
Four hours of sleep,
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples,
And a migraine that won’t go away.

On the eighth day of Exams,
My professor gave to me
Eight tears-a-rolling,
Seven cups of coffee,
Six chapters of reading,
Five extra pounds,
Four hours of sleep,
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples,
And a migraine that won’t go away.

On the ninth day of Exams,
My professor gave me to
Nine pencils breaking,
Eight tears-a-rolling,
Seven cups of coffee,
Six chapters of reading,
Five extra pounds,
Four hours of sleep,
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples,
And a migraine that won’t go away.

On the tenth day of Exams,
My professor gave to me
Ten nails-a-biting,
Nine pencils breaking,
Eight tears-a-rolling,
Seven cups of coffee,
Six chapters of reading,
Five extra pounds,
Four hours of sleep,
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples.
And a migraine that won’t go away.

On the eleventh day of Exams
My professor gave to me
Eleven mental breakdowns,
Ten nails-a-biting,
Nine pencils breaking,
Eight tears-a-rolling,
Seven cups of coffee,
Six chapters of reading,
Five extra pounds,
Four hours of sleep,
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples,
And a migraine that won’t go away.

On the twelfth day of Exams,
My professor gave to me
Twelve shots of vodka,
Eleven mental breakdowns,
Ten nails-a-biting
Nine pencils breaking,
Eight tears-a-rolling,
Seven cups of coffee,
Six chapters of reading,
Five extra pounds,
Four hours of sleep,
Three term papers,
Two big fat pimples,
And a migraine that won’t go away!  

SHOUT-OUT TO ALLY'S BREAK-UP BLOG FOR POSTING THIS AND ALLOWING ME TO BE ABLE TO POST IT ON MY BLOG!! KEEP DOING YOUR THING ALLY!! 
XoXo
C

No comments: